id be glad to
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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