It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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