Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
