We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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