Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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