Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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