I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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