her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
we should paint friendship bongs
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