Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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