i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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