Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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