The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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