But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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