I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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