I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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