quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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