Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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