i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
The air taste purple.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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