No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
This baby is an asshole
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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