i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Help me help you realize you are a moron
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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