Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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