called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Let's get the cat blown out
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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