You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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