Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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