Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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