I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT