Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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