Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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