god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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