Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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