i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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