Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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