Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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