My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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