No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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