I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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