I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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