WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
are you so shy because you have an std?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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