i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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