Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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