You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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