just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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