my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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