Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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