I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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