he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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