Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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