he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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