I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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