porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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