Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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