just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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