Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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