We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The power of my boobs compel you
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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