spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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