I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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